ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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