Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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