Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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