she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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