haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
