i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I wish life had little blips of pornography
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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