So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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