I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I can't turn off my feet"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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