I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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