I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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