Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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