My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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