it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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