she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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