I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Randomize
