I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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