I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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