shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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