How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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