I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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