i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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