I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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