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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.

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  im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I had sex in a panda mask the other night.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....

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