It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants