Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(559): View more from California

my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding

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(310): View more from California

The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.

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(757): View more from Virginia

The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner

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(607): View more from New York

with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it

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(212): View more from New York

I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.

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