What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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