I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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