I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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