I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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