i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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