he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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