Jerry, you need to find god
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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