Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize