i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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