You're so nebulous sometimes
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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