Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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