let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
