Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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