sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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