I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I think people are normalizing furries
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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