I think im going to throw up on grandma
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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