she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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