Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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