i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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