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You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you

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(703): View more from Virginia

i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...

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(713): View more from Texas

She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.

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(940): View more from Texas

talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity

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(513): View more from Ohio

He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep

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(773): View more from Illinois

They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.

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