she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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