I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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