So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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