That's intense
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
false alarm, still single
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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