He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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