Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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