My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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