Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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