hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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