Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i will never coherently bang her
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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