i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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