woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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