In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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