we made out on top of his cat.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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