Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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